【番外ストーリー】パクパクでパクパク!

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5月9日は貧の妙薬の集中稽古日。

この日は京急線新馬場駅そばの品川第一地域センターで稽古があり、
その稽古もそれぞれ手ごたえを感じつつ順調に終わった夕方早め、皆で飲みにいこうということに。

駅の東側に焼き鳥屋らしき店が2件。まずは最初の店の暖簾をくぐってみたが、
まだお店はやってない。
「7名も客がいるのよぉ~」とさりげなく徳永さんがアピールするものの(笑)
店の奥からはつれない返事。

気を取り直して入った2件目のお店が「覇句羽来(パクパク)」。


お店のテーブルや座敷は日用品や毛布が雑然と横たわっており、
どうみても営業してる雰囲気じゃないが、
「営業してますか?」とたずねると、
「あぁ、やってるよぉ~」とずいぶん飄々とした店主の声が。
しかしどう見ても営業してるように見えない。

店主「ここ、机動かして」 (おゎ、俺らが動かすの!?」
店主「ビールはそこにあるから注いで」 (自分たちでやるの!?)

不慣れな一見客の心を操るように、老獪店主は次々集団に命令をする。

MATT 「え~っと焼き鳥をまずは10本」と、焼き鳥屋らしいスタートを切ろうとしたが・・・

店主「それよりはホットプレート持ってくるからよ、そこでまとめて焼いちゃえばいいと思うんだよな。これおススメ」

勝手にメニューを決めるおじさん。。。

玉葱、豆腐、ソーセージ、卵をからめた適当な焼き物が出てきた。
しかしソーセージにはビニールがついたままホットプレートに並べられていた。
慌ててビニールを剥く一同。
どう見ても今ある材料で適当に作ったしろものだ(意外とうまかったのだけど)

「小皿が欲しいんですけど・・・」 「あぁ、ちょっと待ってな」
どう見ても埃をかぶってる小皿を用意してくれたおじさん。
「これで拭くといいんだよな」と布巾を渡して、案の定、客に拭かせるおじさん。


後からだんだん分かってきたのだが、基本的におじさんは面倒くさい料理はやらないらしい。
店に飾ってあるメニューはほとんどがダミー。
鶏肉の唐揚が1000円だったりして、面倒くさいものはふっかけて、
最初から客が頼まないように仕組んであった。。
そして面倒くさい一切のことは客にさせるらしい。

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おじさん、ビニールまだついてるよ! 

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ビール注ぎはセルフサービスで

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いざ、食うべし!

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怪しい創業歴史。肉食文化のない寛永時代(しかも存在しない92年)からの創業・・・

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面倒くさいメニューは急に値が上がる

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この後おじさんの右手はしっかり徳永さんの胸に 

 

普通なら怒り出して途中で買えるお客さんもいることだろう。

 

が、我々ARCADIAチームは、おじさんと話すうち、どこかこのキャラクターが憎めなくなりはじめた。
あまりにおかしなことばかりで、クレームを入れる気力が失せて思考が麻痺してきたというのがむしろ正しい説明なのかも知れないが(笑)

ずいぶんと話好きなこのおじさん(小山さん)、お店の名前の由来から、家族・子供の話、競馬の話、
いろんな話を聞かせてくれた。ずいぶん波乱万丈な人生を送ってきたようだ。
一代記としてこれほど興味深い話を持つ人はなかなかいない。
常識とルールに縛られた現代の世では滅多にお目にかかれる人ではないだろう。
素晴らしいのはその幾重の厳しい体験にも飄々と生きている生き様の力強さと、人間観察のするどさだ。


すっかり小山さんの話に魅入られた私たち。
記念写真を撮ったり、動画を撮らせていただいたりして大いに楽しんだ。

以下は小山さんが見栄を切る様子を動画にとらせていただいたもの。

 

お店の怪しさとおじさんの魅力には一同病みつきに(笑)

また来るよおじさん!

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いや~~~

なんとも衝撃的なおみせで

気がつくとおじさんのいうとおりに動いていた私たち

あの、メニューとかの写真

寛永のご挨拶?

どなたかアップしてくださいな、ぱくぱく

徳永さん、すみませ〜ん

写真、もうじき追記アップしますのでお待ちください。

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